Sew, You Must.
This is true.
Your wasteful ways are killing people now and in the future.
Funding the terror of disposable clothing at our peril,
Without the skills even to replace a button. Shame on you.
Other true things..
You must cycle.
Get on your bike. Love the hills and cure your ails. Gravity's a bitch. But then it isn't.
"Weeeeeh!" like children, get seriously fit. And with muscles of steel that look great.
"It doesn't get any easier, you just get faster.", someone once said.
This is you having more fun the stronger you get. Pushing yourself younger.
Leave your dirty, shitty car at home, or in the showroom.
Which neatly rhymes with "city" and erm, "no room".